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sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

How rape trials should go?
  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

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stop unfollowing me! u want jokes? ill give u jokes!

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

LIFE!!!!!!!!

underthe-corktree:

TODAY AT THE MALL THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND GOES “wow you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my entire life” and I was so startled and confused and panicked that in the most monotoned voice ever I responded “do you like fall out boy”

waggington:

without internet i’m nothing

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