THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
buffering more like suffering
TODAY AT THE MALL THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND GOES “wow you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my entire life” and I was so startled and confused and panicked that in the most monotoned voice ever I responded “do you like fall out boy”
without internet i’m nothing